The feeling of seeing an email from a girl you knew in high school and you haven’t talked to her in three years and it turns out it was spam.
"I’m a fascist about my work habits and I expect you to be, too. Never have a spontaneous moment in your life again. If you’re going to have a hangover, it should be scheduled on your calendar months in advance. Rigid enjoyment of planning can get you high. Militant time-management will enable you to ignore how maladjusted you would be if you had the time to notice it in the first place. Discipline is not anal compulsion; it’s a lifestyle that breeds power."
— John Waters
The Autostraddle comments section is the most magical place on the Internet.
I’m a bit high off Red Bull and I had an awesome weekend with my family and it’s National Coming Out Day and it would be cute to come out to my friend today but I’M FRIGID AND DON’T DO FEELINGS.